How can I insult you today?

April 23rd, the anniversary of William Shakespeare’s birth and death, is an important day for his fans to celebrate his legacy and literary achievements. In addition to his contributions to the world of literature, followers of Shakespeare also appreciate the way that his writing packs a surprising punch. In celebration of the 402nd anniversary of Shakespeare’s birth and death, Invaluable created a Shakespearean insult generator for every situation. Whether you wish to roast a friend, enemy, or acquaintance, they’ve rounded up 71 amazing insults that will help you do the job and celebrate Shakespeare’s legacy.

Here are just a few samples of Shakespearean insults.